#11 of 31 posts in 31 days
-Or the language of the massage coma-
One of the things I love about being a Massage Therapist is helping people to feel great. People say funny, nice and weird things when they’ve had a fantastic massage session. Here are some of my favorites in no particular order. 🙂
*(Groan……) It’s not over yet, is it?!
*(Snore…….)
*Don’t ever move away!
*You are my new best friend!
*When you push on my shoulder like that I feel it in my toes!
*You make my muscles feel like mush.
*I don’t think I even remember my own name!
*You’re going to have to pry me off this table.
*I don’t want to get up!
*Sorry, I think I tooted just now.
*Whoa! I put my shirt on backwards!
*I slept through the night after my last massage. I haven’t done that in two months.
*My fingers don’t tingle at night anymore.
*I’m not sure, but I think you just rocked my world.
*(Snore…….)
*Can we start over?
*I wish I could get a massage every day!
*Who massages you?
*HOW do you know where push??
*How does a girl that small have such strong hands?!
*Can I take you home?
*(Groan, sigh, smile….)
